Letters From An Alien Schoolboy

A skewed look at school-life, from an alien point of view

Earthlings are sooooo ugly. They only have ONE HEAD.
And just two squinty little eyes. They’re bald. No scales or
fur except for a scrap on top, which they call a hairstyle.
They don’t even have a single tentacle. They cannot zoom!
Or even fly! And the smell . . . I’ve had to use my invisible
nose muffler all day.

Flowkwee is helping his dad study Earthlings by disguising
himself as a schoolboy. But he’s not prepared for how
disgusting they are, or how stupid. He discovers the fool-proof
way to catch young Earthlings is to tell them to follow a sign
saying ‘Free ice cream!’ But can he keep his true identity
secret? And can he save Earth from disaster?

The first in a hilarious new series for young readers, illustrated throughout with wacky pictures!

Coming to Earth September 2010.