Letters From An Alien Schoolboy:
Cosmic Custard

Laugh-out-loud funny!

Here is a horrifyingly hilarious tale of alien attacks, daring deeds, great big enormous wobbly BADDIES and teeny weeny wibbly BADDIES.
Will Flowkwee prove that four heads are better than one – and save Earth?
Will all the miserable whining Earthlings and the fluffy clouds and chocolate and cheerful worms and cardboard be destroyed?
If you are the kind of lazy good for nothing duffer of an Earthling who just browses on to another webpage then you’ll never ever ever ever ever know.

'There's something funny and clever on every page and it's every bit as witty and entertaining as the first book.
It's entertaining on lots of different levels: buried within the sheer daft exuberance of the plot are astute observations on human life in all its irrationality. *****'
Books for Keeps

'Very funny.'
Bestselling author Jeremy Strong

'Ros Asquith has endlessly inventive ways with words and pictures to tickle and touch children’s imagination. Out of this world!'
Ian Whybrow, bestselling author of
the Harry and the Bucketful of Dinosaurs