Duelling Princes

Calypso might have pulled Prince Freddie, heir to the throne and the fittest boy on earth, but life becomes madly complicated when her mother arrives from LA and pitches up in England to spend time with her ‘boodjie woodjie’.

Not only is Calypso determined to make the national fencing team this year and keep her grades up, she now has to deal with her mad parents, sort of out her eccentric friends, make time for her prince before her lips forget how to kiss and – most challenging of all – defend herself against the queen of psycho toffs, the not-so Honourable Honey O’Hare.

But the course of Calypso’s life never did run smooth…