Stealing Princes

Welcome to the madly privileged, exclusive world of the English all-girls boarding school, where Daddy’s plastic talks and Mummy’s connections say as much about you as the who’s-who list of texts on your mobile phone. The Saint Augustine uniform may be vile, but the girls are stunning and their brothers and boyfriends are either titled, famous or both.

The pressure is on Calypso as her first ball approaches. The battle lines have been drawn in her dorm room, now that she’s sharing with the toxic society It-Bitch, Honey, and grander-than-thou royal, Lady Portia Herrington Briggs. Calypso might be winning her bouts on the fencing piste, but she’s got serious competition if she’s going to hang on to Prince Freddie, especially when her expected invite to the annual Euro-Royal Bash doesn’t turn up!

A hilarious exposé of what it’s like to be ordinary in a world where extraordinary is the norm.

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'A fresh and sassy new voice for teenage fiction, this is a hilarious look at the 'upmarket' teenage angst in boarding school culture.'
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